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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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ohmygil:

sounds-simple-right:

buckkybbarnes:

lokilaufeysgirl:

buckkybbarnes:

if anyone ever tells you that hawkeye is not important tell them that he is the only character who is a member of both the avengers and the justice league and walk away

but justice league is DC…?

did i fucking stutter

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Yep yep yep

This is JLA/Avengers by Kurt Busiek and George Perez, and it’s one of my favorite stories ever.